10 Geek Quotes

Posted: January 21, 2007 in Top 10's
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OK, so this post is not really useful, but I just thought I should try to break my writer’s block. So here are some computer-related quotes. Warning: you might not understand these unless you are really a geek.

  1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t
  2. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
  3. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
  4. In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
  5. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows
  6. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
  7. MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
  8. Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘ENTER’ to continue
  9. A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster
  10. Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly

For more geek quotes, click here.

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Comments
  1. Yasmeen Mohamed says:

    Hi Amr,
    This post is really funny, it made me laugh :d

  2. Amr El-Helw says:

    Glad you liked it. Feel free to add more funny quotes if you have any 😉

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